Back to 4 am bad movie watching for me as I cant sleep due to mental warping and stress.. but hey Bad movies always help. The less intellectual the better and boy did this dumb one come right in time. 

Baby Oopsie (2021)New Era Full Moon films are a crap shoot. Often you come up snake eyes. The Demonic toys franchise is a prime example. With such long gaps between uses of the characters, I am shocked it has not been permanently forgotten. The sequels are all pretty much disappointments. Baby Oopsie is no where near the original but its no where near as bad as I expected. 

An overused trait of awkward nerd with mental illness being bullied in their regular day while being a jerk to anyone nice slowly goes crazy and finds a way for revenge. When a very geeky doll collector gets the remains of the evil Baby Oopsie in the mail she fixes the doll up and as thanks the doll offers to fuck up everyone that was mean to her. But then the dolls satanic hunger is never satisfied. This trope of a nerd wanting to get murder revenge can get pretty icky and it kind of does here too but Baby Oopsie is so silly with its rude mouth and ridiculous kills you sort of get over the uncomfortable mental issues. Some recent Full Moon films use comedians as actors which leads to main characters that are so weird and quirky they over shadow the films monsters and just make the films go all over the place. Baby Oopsies cast are weird and quirky enough but Baby Oopsie them selves is on par with them so its worth it. It does take way too long for Baby Oopsie to finally come to life and start causing enough shit.  Its a quick and cheap movie (which normally is just how I like em) maybe this one is too quick and cheap but its fun and definitely worth a watch once if nothing else for Baby Oopsies dumb zingers. 

There are so many hidden Full Moon easter eggs but if your looking for them you will also notice the multiple times camera men show up in shiny windows and shadows through out the movie. Yeah its that kind of a cheesy movie. 

Cheesy as HELL, Funny shit.

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Chupacabra vs the Alamo (2013)

Originally released as just Chupacabra

A hilariously lost SyFy network b movie. Lots of blood and bad acting with ridiculous looking little monsters. Staring Erik Estrada and several recognizable BC based SySy network regulars like Aleks Paunovic who pretty much dies right away. Cliché arguments and hilariously stupid character developments. Erik Estrada is trying way too hard and yet he was not willing to ride a motorcycle. Estrada’s earlier career made him famous for riding motorcycles but every scene with him riding is either him parking a bike or a repeating set of scene of him terribly super imposed on random background as he wobbles pretending the bike is moving. It looks so ridiculous that it makes you think it was on purpose to be funny, but I promise you it was not. Every time it shows him on the bike I literally had to shout out “Come on just stop”.  He does do one hilariously pointless bike stunt in the middle of the movie. This shows the green screening was all because they wanted the backgrounds to look less like BC and more like the Texas Mexico border where this is supposed to take place. 

Lets talk about the Chupacabra who are small gangly dingo looking things done in terrible cgi , so bad you feel they could have used make up on dog and just duplicated the shots to see more believable. Which honestly adds to the cheesy accidental humor of this film. They find a Chupacabra pretty much right away in the movie but its so non threatening that they shrug it off and move on. Some are even as small as Chihuahuas. We quickly learn there are tons of these critters and they eat as fast as the literal Critters did, so I guess they are a threat after all. The blood is the kind of SyFy low budget blood as its dead bodies covered in decent gore make up but not much action gore. When its active kill its the look away jump cuts and cgi, probably cause they had no time to clean and reshoot anything. One guy literally gets his dick bit off by a speed demon Chupacabra and no one sees it, no not for plot but because of budget. In that same scene a Chupacabra attacks a guy in the back ground and no one reacts .. because I’m sure it wasn’t in the script. Also in that SAME scene a guy is thrown over a football goal post by a monster but the creature does not react as if that’s what happened. HILARIOUS! Some people will cringe at this and so they should. I personally find it hilarious and rather fun. The SyFy network and Asylum sin of having “real actors” and the budget and cameras of a decent X files episode with only a few days to do it and zero communication between the cgi team and the film crew and editor. This should be seen in a group with a lot of junk food to throw at each other as you watch it. 

Remember the Alamo and never forget when Erik Estrada fought of a bunch of zombie taco bell dogs at it and called them Chupacabra.