Due to the success and praise of Terrible Twoday Fest this is happening baby. This year we deserve two full months of Halloween damnit!
So far its already promising to be a really weird night.
Dare to be weird and jooooiinn ussssss
Blood Demon Rising (2017)
From the guy that brought us Spaceship Terror as is evident while the main two shall we say victims of this film wear sweaters advertising Spaceship Terror on them.
Hilariously low budget but full of attitude. Basically the trapped in an amusement park haunted house run by real demons that zero budget film makers hve been making for eons. A Todd Sheetesque wet dream one would say.
Like Spaceship Terror director Harry Tchinskis first film, this suffers from dreadful sound dubbing, becoming kind of confusing. Felt like the movie wasnt originally in English, but it is. Also filled with hilariously unnessicarily super impossed backgrounds and silly effects which i will say is also hilariously entertaining. I’m sure not entertaining in the way it was supposed to be but a guy like me takes the laughs where he can.
Once you find a way past those issues (however difficult that may be) this is a creative, sleazy, bloody monster movie and a lot of fun for twitzed weirdos like me..and maybe like you. Look deep inside your soul and ask your self just how weird you are! Do you like demons that appear to be a cross between hellboy and hedonism bot from Futurama. Well this might be for you , you weirdo.
One week of having a Patreon account and 9 members. Im prepping a litle video for the patreon so they get a special anouncement 3 days earliar then here.. so who will be our 10th Patreon homie?
My Shark Week video… better late then… whatever..
Originally this silly shark video was just for our patreon but it has a draw prize attached in this comments soooo I wanted everyone to have a shot. So now I share it with you all. Expect a extra special bonus on www.patreon.com/riotatthemovies later this week instead then… stay awesome stay weird.
Gorefers and Gorfers 2 (2019ish) @deadprairiesproductions makes no budget horror movies which tye dvd sales go to help the SPCA in Saskatchewan. Yeah seriously no budget horror comedy schlock that is for charity. You still get quality cussing, blood n guts and a bit of boob in it. Whats most important is its funny as fuck. Title alone GOREfers is funny as is. For a short film it may take a bit to put the GORE in gorphers but eventually it pays up the goods. But seriously its damn funny. When a man constantly complaining about his back goes to a hilarious head shop to buy gopher poison thats called die mother fucking gophers the random mumbling and banter is worth the ticket price all on its own. The sequel is a little longer so im hoping its double the gorefer gore and double the inflatable cow jokes. But first there is a bonus film that comes with Gorefers 1 called Land of Terror that seems to have a chainsaw maniac. Imma watch that now and I’ll get back to ya. Sleaze and schlock for a good cause well shit go check out @deadprairiesproductions right now on instagram. #nobudgetmovies 4 life. UPDATE : Land of Terror is more about a killer Scarecrow Woooo.Even if the movie could have used a sound effects guy I still fully approve
When a motley crew of mercenaries challenge each other to hunt down “world famous” martial art master twins the McNamara brothers it turns into who is hunting who. Especially since they choose to hunt on the Mcnamara brothers own private island which seems like a bad plan to begin with.
The Mcnamara bros are no one to fuck with but with their shirts on the brothers look like they’d be easy to fuck with. Both looking like the guy who played Luigi in the live segments of the SuperMario bros super show. They are what you get when you order Chuck Norris on Wish, you get smaller cheap knock offs but for some reason you get two in the pack and they are Canadian. However when the shirts come off these two kung fu hosers are duel Wolverines with expert fighting, tracking and survival skills. The bros are men of little worlds and more action so the villians get most of the lines and personalities. There’s a hunter tracker wing of the mercenary gang plus a ninja wing and a special ops wing. All with weird names like Beastmaster and Fatman. The main villian who is totally insane and a hilarious actor , as far as I remember is just called Jake. I remember this cause I kept laughing that the villians had Jake and the Fatman on their team. Yep there’s a reference the kids won’t get but I don’t care.
Come for the cheesy acting and dodgy action in this Canadian answer to Deadly Prey but stay for the super villian esque bad guys and amazing uses of bear traps.
This is actually a sequel but both films are so basically the same it doesnt matter which you see first. But the villians and pace get amped up more in Dragon Hunt. The movie Twin Dragon Encounter has a little more character development and plot but only on comparison to Dragon Hunt. So if you can only handle one Canadian kung fu answer to Surviving the Game then Dragon Hunt is the one.
So honored people have jumped on already, i didnt expect anyone in the first day, thanks so much. There are still nee videos on our regular youtube page and all our other socials medias. INCLUDING this video where @Austin Mombourquette and I hype the patreon which i advise you watch before the patreon video he and I do on halloween saftely, the videos work well in that order. Sooo check this vjdeo out if your a member or not AND leave a comment of a movie ive shown you so you can get entered in a draw for a prize next week. See prizes and video for free…aaand theres more.. next week i will pick a random patreon homie to get a t shirt woooo. Ive lost my mind.. anyways watch this video if you have not yet https://youtu.be/AfNJ2xRyJos
I don’t care if this is bad or not. Its an unfinished film of Don Dohler that his friends and fans fixed and up and finished in his memory and are finally releasing. So of course im going to order it. Duuh
It’s that time of year again
Are we dead? Or do we wanna party?
Slices of Cheese returns as Justin and Riot talk for what seems like forever about summer films mainly summer B movies cause B movies are how we roll. We used to stick to a format but we can not shut up and just ramble on from surf movies to summer camp sex movies to camping slashers but some how go way off topic to wrestling and super heros because we are a bunch of dorks.
Join us… and psst hit subscribe as we will be doing much more soon.
Toxic Retards (2015 approximately)
Hipster geeks talk about Tommy Wieseau in The Room.
Trucker hat pbr drinking vhs collectors talk about Barry J Gillis in Things.
Insane scumbag glue sniffers like my self talk about Carl J Sukenicks Toxic Retards.
The Room goes well with cheap wine.
Things goes well with tall cans of beer.
Toxic Retards goes well with a mason jar of moon shine that ends up actually just being varnish.
May Carl J Sukenick find the help he needs and may satan be kind to his soul. May the gods of voodoo not kill your family.
Goodnight Mother
Dark Currents (1992)
Someones been binging the found footage patreon..yes it’s me.
A rare home made shot on video metal heads take on Twin Peaks (we know this by the stolen theme music). In a town called Hawks Landing theres is a bunch random odd drama happening. A man escaping from an abusive mental home, a criminal couple hiding out on the lam as well as other random people being jerks and or just weird. Will they connect and make sense. No because it was just the first in the series and the series wasn’t finished. I hear there is a second volume and I’m curious. A treat for shot on video fans as it’s not horror but drama but yet still done like it was an exploitation horror. The people who makes movies like this have a specific style that cant be escaped. Extras in the films keep smirking on screen while the main cast are trying so hard as they act the fuck out of their scenes it becomes equally hilarious. Many characters feel like Ragman from the 80s Trick or Treat. It feels like many cast members are brooding and grumbling “leave me alone I just wanna go home and listen to some Dokken”. Before emo us metal heads brooded fine on our own. Living in weird small towns also makes me want to say “ stop giving me a lobotomy , I just wanna go home and listen to some Dokken as well”.
Do you love Super hot babes as demonic strippers who slaughter men in quality special effects gore while in a gentlemens club so to sacrifice them to the devil? Well if you do you probably should watch Bordello of Blood.
But if you’re ok with a bunch of ok decently attractive goth girls using hilariously over done low budget gore gags to kill really dumb guys so they can slaughter 666 people before Halloween then dude we got what you need in The WITCHES SABBATH from
Oh silly Jeff Leory maker of the infamous Eyes of the Werewolf I wag my finger at you as I cheekily say hehe you didnit again sir.
Supporting roles by Randel Malone as the gimpy door man are hilarious and even the cameo of Ron Jeremy as a priest who needs to keep saying name Craven Moorehead so that you get the joke..is also.. um funny.. kinda. Yeah its funny, shut up!
The head which with the evil metal claw and no shirt played by Syn DeVil is down right brilliant in the most hilarious way possible… I just really hope she knew how funny it was.
Sleazy, Stupid and Slaughter go together like b movies and beer and chocolate. They come out the same way they go in.
I joined letterboxd and I am instantly reminded why I dislike normal movie fans
and budget bitches. Annyways if your weird enough to love me here add me on
https://letterboxd.com/Riotatthemovies/
if you daaaareee